Darren (team psychologist): Catholic seminarian turned clinical psychologist (Oxford) after a stint as first XV rugby coach with a name public school. Member, IOC Banned Substances Committee 2010-2011. Chummy with the Chairman of Selectors who signed him up on a “losing tour” so he can finish his PhD in predictive on-field decision-making. Greeny. Occult expert and exorcist. Theme song: Psycho Killer – Talking Heads