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July 6 – Meeting Prince Charles

Sarah handed out the Code of Conduct in preparation for the visit of the Prince of Wales on the Sofia Gardens pitch at 11am: Rule 1: Address him as His Royal Highness. Do not call him Tampon Charlie unless he asks for an example of a good sledge Rule 2: Mention Root in every answer. Using a wig as a ...

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July 5 – The Crown v The Rhino

The Freak, who I am rooming with in Cardiff, shook me awake in the dead of night. It scared the devil from me faster than the old rector at evensong last night. Leaning over someone in a deep sleep can do that. My reaction was so violent that The Freak had to cup his hand over my mouth, so he ...

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