SO, the first test team (in likely batting order) is:
Trapper Smith (c)
“Fingers” Paine (wk)
Pat “Coming and Going” Cummins
So, no MaddisonAvenue, no Rickshaw, no Lord Nevill. Three keepers. Two quicks carrying the drinks. Junior Marsh doing a Nelly Melba and Fingers Paine scrambling over some dead bodies.
Should be interesting!
PS Don’t worry – The Prof and The 17th Man are never out of contention!